Adam? Adam? Aaaaaaadam? Aaaaaaaadam? And that's the first 90 percent of the film reviewed.
After watching to the end I have no idea what this film was about. What happens? I have no idea except athletically built men turn up, walk around in their underwear, spend a lot of time looking for Adam, get tied up and writhe around on a bed...and the ending is equally amazing.
I'm fairly certain all these 1313 movies are made for closeted gay men to have an excuse to get their kicks on watching hot young boys:
(closeted gay man sits on sofa watching 1313: UFO Invasion)
(wifey enters room while the TV screens hot young boy walking about in his underwear)
WIFEY: What are you watching dear?
CLOSETED GAY HUSBAND: Oh, just some show about invading aliens.
WIFEY: Okay, dear. Sounds like something I wouldn't be interested in. I'll leave you to it. (wifey exits)
(secret saved another day)
After watching to the end I have no idea what this film was about. What happens? I have no idea except athletically built men turn up, walk around in their underwear, spend a lot of time looking for Adam, get tied up and writhe around on a bed...and the ending is equally amazing.
I'm fairly certain all these 1313 movies are made for closeted gay men to have an excuse to get their kicks on watching hot young boys:
(closeted gay man sits on sofa watching 1313: UFO Invasion)
(wifey enters room while the TV screens hot young boy walking about in his underwear)
WIFEY: What are you watching dear?
CLOSETED GAY HUSBAND: Oh, just some show about invading aliens.
WIFEY: Okay, dear. Sounds like something I wouldn't be interested in. I'll leave you to it. (wifey exits)
(secret saved another day)