How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

46 Minutes (2012)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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Quotes 

• Mickey Aldrin : This lamp absolutely can not be here.

  Marshall Eriksen : [Annoyed]  Why not?

  Mickey Aldrin : It blocks my view of the widow Rodriguez doing her Jane Fonda work-outs.

  Lily Aldrin : Isn't she a little old dad?

  Mickey Aldrin : You didn't see her when I was a kid. In my mind, she'll always be fifty-four.

• Marshall Eriksen : [after turning the power back on]  I did it!

  Mickey Aldrin : No, Marshall. *You* did it.

• Marshall Eriksen : That's it, Mickey. Since you got here, you've been nothing but judgmental, pushy, and strangely obsessed with your adolescent sex life. Tomorrow morning, you're out of here.

  Mickey Aldrin : Well, I'm just trying to help...

  Marshall Eriksen : We don't need your help!

• Kevin : Hey guys where are Marshall and Lily?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Something terrible happened...

  Kevin : Are they okay? Are they in the hospital?

  Barney Stinson : No, somewhere much, much worse...

  Marshall Eriksen : Long Island!

• Marshall Eriksen : We've got no cell reception. I wanted to call Ted. This feels weird; the last time I lived this far from him was my semster abroad.

  Lily Aldrin : You never did a semester abroad?

  Marshall Eriksen : That's what I called it when we lived on opposite sides of the campus.

• Mickey Aldrin : [On the intercom while Marshall is walking through the dark house]  Hello Mr. Eriksen. From the sound of the wind-chimes I hear you made it to the first floor

  Marshall Eriksen : You know what Mickey, you can save the creepy game-master routine. It's only kind of terrifying me.

  Mickey Aldrin : Oh, but the game has just begun. I call it "try not to bang into all the furniture and stuff on the way to the fuse box in the basement. Marshall" It's just all working title.

• Lily Aldrin : [Marshall is still wondering around in dark]  Marshall! I just remember I saw a box of matches in the drawer next to the trash can.

  Marshall Eriksen : Thanks baby

  [See Mickey dart around Marshall and take the matches] 

  Marshall Eriksen : Lily, I can't find them!

  Mickey Aldrin : [On the inter-com, lights match]  Looking for these?

  [laughs evilly] 

  Mickey Aldrin : Oh right, you can't see me. I'm burning the matches you so desperately need

  [laughs evilly until the match burns to his fingers] 

  Mickey Aldrin : Ah! Ooo. Ow!