Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2 (2013 Video)
Michael Emerson: Joker
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Quotes
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Batman : No more! All the people I've murdered...
[uppercuts Joker]
Batman : ... by letting you live.
Joker : [Spits blood] I never kept count.
Batman : I did!
Joker : I know. And I love you for it.
[Slashes Batman's chest]
Joker : It's finally here, isn't it? The moment we've both dreamed about!
[as Joker's about to stab Batman through the eye, his vision blurs]
Joker : Oh, don't tell me you're gonna fall asleep before we finish? You have gotten old, haven't you?
[Batman punches Joker off him and throws him against a wall, choking him]
Joker : Not quite how I imagined it, but we can still end on a high note!
[Joker stabs Batman in the torso three times while laughing maniacally. Batman twists his neck enough to paralize him but not kill as two witnesses run away]
Joker : You're in trouble now... Go ahead. Say this has never happened to you before.
Batman : Shut up...
Joker : Make me! Come on! Finish me!... Ah, doesn't matter. I win. I made you lose control. Heh-heh-ha, and they'll kill you for it. Eh-heh-heh! See you... in hell! Ah-ha-ha-ha!
[Joker twists his own neck to kill himself]
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Joker : That's why I'm gonna kill everyone in this room.
David Endocrine : Okay. I think that's a little more insight than we had in mind.
Dr. Bartholomew Wolper : It's okay, he doesn't really mean that. He's just trying to ease the tension.
David Endocrine : Funny way to go about it.
Dr. Bartholomew Wolper : You have to remember, this man isn't responsible for those killings. He's merely a victim of the Batman's psychotic obsession.
Joker : I thought I was Batman's psychotic obsession.
David Endocrine : So you think the Batman's the real sicko here.
Dr. Bartholomew Wolper : Without a doubt. He's an obsessive-compulsive, narcissistic hero-complexed sociopath. I would love a shot at him as a patient.
Joker : [holds up coffee mug] Do guests get to keep these?
David Endocrine : Heh. Sure, you do whatever you want with it. We got a closet full of them.
[Joke smashes the coffee mug and slits Dr. Wolper's throat]
Joker : So long as you won't miss it.
