Lewis Lovhaug: Linkara, 90s Kid, Harvey Finevoice, Dr. Linksano

Quotes 

• Linkara : A few years ago, I promised that, at some point, we'd be looking at the miniseries "Battle for Bludhaven". And that time has finally arrived. Why did it take so long? Honestly, compared to stuff like "Cry For Justice" or "Ultimatum", this is pretty small potatoes. Oh, rest assured, it's bad, but unlike those books I just mentioned, it really had no far-reaching consequences; it was just a stupid, bad miniseries that had no reason to exist. As such, it's difficult for me to even muster a lot of true hatred for this thing. Indifference? Certainly. Irritation? Oh, most definitely. But hate? Eh... After the DC relaunch, so much character ruination, and just stupid, stupid things have happened in mainstream comics, this thing has even less impact than when it first came out.

• Linkara : [about the Nuclear Legion]  Guess what they all have in common!

  [beat] 

  Linkara : Hydroelectric power.

  [long period of silence] 

• Linkara : We open on a three-panel recap of Bludhaven being destroyed by Chemo, which somehow causes a shockwave that kind of resembles a nuclear blast. Great, now we've got to spend the next two hours listening to Justin Timberlake narrate about the end of the world.

• Narrator : The President declared a state of emergency and relief began pouring in, first from the nation, and then the world. Due to the toxic nature of the Chemo blast, a wall was erected around the city within the first thirty-six hours.

  Linkara : [sarcastically]  Yes, this chain-link fence will stop any chemicals from getting out!

  [gives a thumbs-up]