- Danny Kaye - Host: One of the world's great musical traditions is the operetta: romantic stories in waltz time of those happy days of not so long ago. Tonight we're going to witness the presentation of such an operetta by the famous Kinderspiel Light Opera Company, a non-profit organization... und you'll soon zee why!
- Fritz: Oh, Hans, Hans, how wonderful to be young, huh?
- Hans: Ja, ja, Fritz! To be a dashing young cadet in picturesque Heidleburg.
- Fritz: What a wonderful life we lead in college, huh?
- Hans: Ja.
- Fritz: Singing, dancing, dueling, kissing und drinking - what other subjects are we studying?