Portlandia (TV Series)

Brunch Village (2012)

Carrie Brownstein: Various

Quotes 

• Various Characters : Hi. Uh, what is this for, Toni?

  [to the people in line] 

  Various Characters : This is our store. You're in the way of our store. What are you all waiting for?

  Various Characters : This is a sacred storefront and a women's space.

  Various Characters : We can't get in. Look.

  [demonstrates by walking forwards and backwards] 

  Various Characters : Our customers need a safe passage, as do we. This is no longer a safe space for women!

  Various Characters : We're gonna go in and we're gonna come out in 20 minutes and I want you guys gone. We're a peaceful organization, but at this time this makes me very war like. So help me God, I will jump from head to head using your skulls as stepping stones into the river that is the street and I'm going to take tea and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths. Oh, it'll burn me, but it'll burn you twice. Burn me once with me tea, shame on me. Burn me twice in your own mouths, shame on everybody involved!