Game of Thrones (TV Series)
Second Sons (2013)
Jack Gleeson: Joffrey Baratheon
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Quotes
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Joffrey Baratheon : Time for the bedding ceremony!
[the crowd cheers. Joffrey grabs Sansa by her arm and pulls her]
Tyrion Lannister : There will be no bedding ceremony.
Joffrey Baratheon : Where's your respect for tradition, uncle? Come, everyone! Pick her up and carry her to her wedding bed. Get rid of her gown. She won't be needing it any longer.
[Sansa crosses her arms fearfully as Joffrey points towards Tyrion]
Joffrey Baratheon : Ladies, attend to my uncle. He's not heavy.
Tyrion Lannister : There will be no bedding ceremony.
Joffrey Baratheon : [smiles nastily] There will be if I command it.
[Tyrion slams his dagger into the table, startling Joffrey]
Tyrion Lannister : Then you'll be fucking your own bride with a wooden cock!
[a shocked silence falls. Tywin quickly rises to his feet. Joffrey approaches Tyrion, seething with rage]
Joffrey Baratheon : What did you say? What... did you... SAY?
[Tyrion and Joffrey glare at each other hatefully. Tywin intervenes to defuse the situation]
Tywin Lannister : I believe we can dispense with the bedding, Your Grace. I'm sure Tyrion didn't mean to threaten the king.
[Tyrion bursts out laughing and lets go of the dagger]
Tyrion Lannister : A bad joke Your Grace. Made out of envy of your own royal manhood. Mine is so small. My poor wife won't even know I'm there.
Tywin Lannister : Your uncle is clearly quite drunk, Your Grace.
Tyrion Lannister : I am. Guilty.
[Tyrion drinks from his cup]
Tyrion Lannister : But... but it is my wedding night. My tiny drunk cock and I have a job to do.
[Tyrion stumbles drunk]
Tyrion Lannister : Come, wife.
[Tyrion starts walking away. Sansa glances fearfully at Joffrey, then follows Tyrion]
Tyrion Lannister : I vomited on a girl once in the middle of the act. Not proud of it. But I think honesty is important between a man and wife, don't you agree? Come I'll tell you all about it. Put you in the mood.
