- Liz: Oh, and if you ever wanna just vent, we all get together every couple of months.
- Lieutenant Andy Flynn: Who's we?
- Liz: Louie's other wives. We think of you as the fifth.
- Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: I can't believe I had to beg Pope to investigate this murder with ya.
- Captain Sharon Raydor: It's hard being close to people you work with. It's always hard. You've got to be patient with people who drive you crazy. I find that good relationships sometimes depend on what you're willing to overlook.
- Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: Mr. Cooper, I'm sorry to inform you that your partner, Milo, died of a heart attack today when your store was robbed.
- Jerry Cooper: What? You're t... t... telling me...
- [sobs]
- Jerry Cooper: ...we were *robbed*? Oh, my God. Tell me, what did they take?
- Captain Sharon Raydor: Did you hear the part about your partner dying of a heart attack?
- Liz: Were you able to find the right amount of money for the ring?
- Detective Lt. Provenza: I'm buying it from you, since I'm the only one that it meant anything to.
- Liz: Oh, stop! It means something to me. It reminds me of that very special day when we officially went from two people who loved each other to husband and wife. And when I look at it, I... I also see our children and our grandkids. And the life we mighta had.
- Detective Lt. Provenza: But you'll still take the check.
- Liz: Yes.
- Jerry Cooper: [during a sting operation] Viktor Markov is never gonna believe that I would date someone like you.
- Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: Why not?
- Jerry Cooper: He's a much better appraiser than I am. And he's never gonna believe that one of me is worth any of you.
- Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: Can I see the gold coins?
- Agent Fritz Howard: [teasing] Oh, I'm sorry, miss. That's government property.
- Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson: So now *all* government property is suddenly off-limits to me?
- Agent Fritz Howard: [Brenda follows as he backs into her office] Well... not all.