- Austin Moon: Hey, that song sounded great. But the lyrics are little girly.
- Ally Dawson: Well, that's great because the lyrics are for me, and I'm a girlie.
- [Austin just got a gig on a radio show]
- Ally Dawson: Austin, this is huge. Miami Mack is the most popular DJ in Florida.
- Austin Moon: I'm surprised you know who he is. I thought you only listened to dorky books on tape.
- [a senior citizen tries to buy an electric guitar]
- Ally Dawson: Are you sure you want *this* guitar, sir? It's just that we don't sell many of these to people your age.
- [the man appears to be offended]
- Ally Dawson: Because you have to be at least 21, and clearly you're not. Can I see some I.D. please?
- [surprises her with an Eddie Van Halen-style guitar riff]
- Ally Dawson: Will you be my grandpa?