Austin & Ally (TV Series)

Filmmaking & Fear Breaking (2012)

Ross Lynch: Austin Moon

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Quotes 

• [from the bloopers to Dez's movie] 

  Austin Moon : I'm getting too old for this, crab!

  Austin Moon : Go ahead, Claws, make my day!

  Austin Moon : Hasta la vista, Crabby!

  Austin Moon : Crab, I am your father.

  Austin Moon : I love the smell of crab meat in the morning.

  Austin Moon : Say hello to my little umbrella!

• Dez : [directing a movie]  Okay, Austin. Mildred is under that umbrella, unaware Claws is behind her. You have to run through this maze of umbrellas, and battle him to the death with this oar.

  Austin Moon : [grabs the oar]  This or what?

  Dez : This oar.

  Austin Moon : This or, what?

  Dez : This oar.

  Austin Moon : This or, what?

  Dez : This oar!

  Austin Moon : Or, what?

  Dez : THIS OAR!

  Austin Moon : THIS OR, WHAT?

  Dez : Just fight him with the paddle.

• [Ally has turned down a role in Dez's first movie] 

  Trish De la Rosa : I'll play Sally.

  Austin Moon : How are you going to play two parts in the same movie?

  Trish De la Rosa : It's easy. When I was in middle school I played three parts in the same play. It was a modern take on Romeo and Juliet, set as a love triangle in Miami.

  Ally Dawson : I remember that play. Romeo and Juliet - and Lupita.

  Trish De la Rosa : Oh, Romeo, Romeo. Where for art thou, Romeo?

  [changing to masculine voice] 

  Trish De la Rosa : It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.

  [changing to a sassy latino woman] 

  Trish De la Rosa : No te quiero cerca de mi novio!

• Austin Moon : I still don't get why you can't be in Dez's movie. I know you have stagefright, but it's not like there's an audience. Just Dez and some actors.

  Ally Dawson : It doesn't matter. I still have to perform in front of people. I don't like that kind of pressure.

  Austin Moon : But you have the most gruesome death in the movie. The crab rips you in half, and then your head gets to watch him eat your legs.

  Ally Dawson : [feigns excitement]  No way! That changes everything!

  Austin Moon : Really?

  Ally Dawson : No.

• [first lines, both sitting at a piano in the store] 

  Austin Moon : Can you play this?

  [Austin plays a classical music piece] 

  Ally Dawson : Oh, please. I can play that in my sleep.

  [pretends to yawn, and plays the same piece]