- [Trish theatened Dez for killing her character in his movie]
- Dez: Fine, your character won't get eaten until the end. But just so you know, I'm naming the crab "Trish." Because it's mean, and everybody's afraid of it.
- Trish De la Rosa: Aww, Dez. That's so sweet.
- [from the bloopers to Dez's movie]
- Austin Moon: I'm getting too old for this, crab!
- Austin Moon: Go ahead, Claws, make my day!
- Austin Moon: Hasta la vista, Crabby!
- Austin Moon: Crab, I am your father.
- Austin Moon: I love the smell of crab meat in the morning.
- Austin Moon: Say hello to my little umbrella!
- Dez: [directing a movie] Okay, Austin. Mildred is under that umbrella, unaware Claws is behind her. You have to run through this maze of umbrellas, and battle him to the death with this oar.
- Austin Moon: [grabs the oar] This or what?
- Dez: This oar.
- Austin Moon: This or, what?
- Dez: This oar.
- Austin Moon: This or, what?
- Dez: This oar!
- Austin Moon: Or, what?
- Dez: THIS OAR!
- Austin Moon: THIS OR, WHAT?
- Dez: Just fight him with the paddle.
- [Ally has turned down a role in Dez's first movie]
- Trish De la Rosa: I'll play Sally.
- Austin Moon: How are you going to play two parts in the same movie?
- Trish De la Rosa: It's easy. When I was in middle school I played three parts in the same play. It was a modern take on Romeo and Juliet, set as a love triangle in Miami.
- Ally Dawson: I remember that play. Romeo and Juliet - and Lupita.
- Trish De la Rosa: Oh, Romeo, Romeo. Where for art thou, Romeo?
- [changing to masculine voice]
- Trish De la Rosa: It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
- [changing to a sassy latino woman]
- Trish De la Rosa: No te quiero cerca de mi novio!
- Austin Moon: I still don't get why you can't be in Dez's movie. I know you have stagefright, but it's not like there's an audience. Just Dez and some actors.
- Ally Dawson: It doesn't matter. I still have to perform in front of people. I don't like that kind of pressure.
- Austin Moon: But you have the most gruesome death in the movie. The crab rips you in half, and then your head gets to watch him eat your legs.
- Ally Dawson: [feigns excitement] No way! That changes everything!
- Austin Moon: Really?
- Ally Dawson: No.
- [first lines, both sitting at a piano in the store]
- Austin Moon: Can you play this?
- [Austin plays a classical music piece]
- Ally Dawson: Oh, please. I can play that in my sleep.
- [pretends to yawn, and plays the same piece]