Modern Family (TV Series)

Little Bo Bleep (2012)

Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy

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• Phil Dunphy : I am Phil Dunphy, and I am not a pervert. I, like a lot of men in this town, enjoy making love to my wife. I mean, um... I mean with their wives. Not me, them! Look, I should probably just sit down and say nothing, but it's too late. I am standing, and I'm obviously talking, and now you're looking at me, and I feel the need to keep going.

• Jay Pritchett : [watching Claire trying to remain composed at the debate]  It's like watching the Hindenburg.

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : This is the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life.

  Phil Dunphy : [standing up]  Excuse me.

  Jay Pritchett : Stand by.

• Claire Dunphy : All over You Tube. We went viral.

  Phil Dunphy : Some sick bastard auto-tuned me.

• Phil Dunphy : Someday, I'll walk you down the aisle.

  Haley Dunphy : If you're not in perv jail.

• Phil Dunphy : Sweetheart, you're not unlikeable.

  Claire Dunphy : Thank you.

  Phil Dunphy : You just seem unlikeable.