True Blood (TV Series)

Gone, Gone, Gone (2012)

Ryan Kwanten: Jason Stackhouse

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• Professor Kannell : Either you two are a couple of jokesters sent by Louisiana Tech, don't laugh, it's happened. Or you're the victims of a not particularly sophisticated hoax.

  Sookie Stackhouse : Hoax? Why would anyone plant a hoax under my gran's bed?

  Professor Kannell : I can't speak to that, but whoever it is is long dead because this vellum is at least 200 years old. Maybe more.

  Jason Stackhouse : What does it say?

  Professor Kannell : I don't think it says anything. You've got glyphs on a page arranged in groups of four or five so, at first glance, it looks like words. But here's the problem. None of these characters repeat. Every alphabet known to man has a defined set of characters, not 300 different ones. This is just a set of hundreds of unique squiggles.

  Sookie Stackhouse : If it doesn't mean anything, why bother writing it down?

  Professor Kannell : Why does my ex-wife name her toes? Maybe as a joke. Maybe 'cause she's nuts.

• Claudette : Could be in the old language.

  Claude Crane : It could. This is probably older than we are. We're only 130.

  Claudette : Perhaps we should ask someone less young than us.

  Jason Stackhouse : Wait, you mean there are fairies here who are older than 130?

  Claude Crane : Oh, God, yes. I mean, how do you think we got so good at dancing? That's all we do now that we're locked down at night.

  [Points to Maurella] 

  Claude Crane : She's 500 but she only admits to being three. Like you really couldn't tell. She's halfway to being an Elder.

• Maurella : [Reading]  "5th of August, 1702. I, John William Stackhouse, in reference to our binding agreement on this said date, do grant Mr. M. Warlow my first... fae-bearing female heir."

  Sookie Stackhouse : Warlow. He's the one who...

  [Trails off] 

  Jason Stackhouse : Claude? Who was the first female faerie in our family after 1702?

  Claude Crane : Actually, there haven't been any. Until Sookie.