The Office (TV Series)

Special Project (2012)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

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• Dwight Schrute : Powerpoints are the peacock of the business world, all show no meat.

• Dwight Schrute : The Schrutes have a word for when everything in a man's life comes together perfectly. Perfectenschlag. Right now, I am in it. I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate. I am assembling a competent team. I am likely a father. I am so deep inside of perfectenschlag right now. And, just to be clear, there is a second definition, "perfect pork anus", which I don't mean.

• Andy Bernard : Dwight, I have exciting news for you.

  Dwight Schrute : What?

  Andy Bernard : I think you're going to like it.

  Dwight Schrute : You can't tantalize me.

  Andy Bernard : Oooh, maybe I can. I got an email... from corporate... that told me that...

  Dwight Schrute : Okay.

  [looks at watch and leaves] 

  Andy Bernard : That... you got a promotion!

  [Dwight turns back] 

  Andy Bernard : Right? I mean that's not the kind of thing you wanna read quietly at your desk.

  Dwight Schrute : If you make me head of sales one more time, I swear.

  Andy Bernard : No, this is legit. You will be assembling a team to go to Tallahassee for three weeks to develop and launch a chain of Sabre stores.

  Dwight Schrute : Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, hi-yes! Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

• Dwight Schrute : [about Tallahassee trip]  Oh, I'm sorry Stanley. I can't share any more details with you. You see, Andy rejected you.

  Meredith Palmer : Wait, Kathy gets to go? Why does she even still work here? Pam is back.

  Oscar Martinez : It just feels like a slap in the face.

  Dwight Schrute : I can understand your pain and your rage, but you know what? Andy is an honorable man, let us not question his choices. I'm sure he had his reasons.

  Oscar Martinez : We're not questioning his reasons. I just want to know what they are.

  Dwight Schrute : I know, you and me both, brother. It seemed kind of random to me, but he was pretty clear. On who he thought truly deserved this boondoggle of a lifetime.

  Kevin Malone : Well, he nailed it. Because I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's got to take off his cape.

• Dwight Schrute : Andy just gave me a chain with three weak links. Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links. I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf.