- Dwayne Cooper - Milan: Milan is fierce! She is fabulous, she's a diva! She can act, sing, dance, produce, and you don't want it from her!
- Jamall Jackson - Lashauwn Beyond: Lashauwn Beyond is the main attraction for the circus. She just has a lot of fun!
- Paulo Arabejo - Jiggly Caliente: Jiggly Caliente is New York City's plus size Barbie. She got swag for your nerve. You can't take her!
- Xavier Hairston - DiDa Ritz: DiDa Ritz is if you think about Beyoncé and Carrie Bradshaw and Kimora Simmons and they all three got together and somehow had a baby.
- Omar Olivera Bonilla - Kenya Michaels: I have 21 and I'm from the island of enchantment... Puerto Rico! I'm a little person but I'm a fierce... bitch!
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- Chad Michaels: Chad Michaels is first and foremost a celebrity impersonator. That's my passion. Cher has been what I'm most well known for. I really do my best to impersonate her with reality.
- Aaron Coady - Sharon Needles: The three words that would describe Sharon Needles are beautiful, spooky, and stupid.
- Timothy Wilcots - Latrice Royale: Latrice Royale is large and in charge, chunky yet funky, bold and beautiful, baby.
- Adam Biga - The Princess: [describing his transformation into The Princess] I'm a reserved extrovert and I think putting on the make up and the wig and the costume unleashes her.
- Carlos Melendez - Madame LaQueer: When I heard $100,000, I just wanted to just pee on the floor and start doing flip flaps.
- RuPaul - Host: Sharon Needles!
- Aaron Coady - Sharon Needles: Hi, Ru.
- RuPaul - Host: Didn't I meet you at the free clinic?
- Aaron Coady - Sharon Needles: I think so! I quit going. It's so expensive.
- RuPaul - Host: [laughs] Well, you know what they say. Only three things will survive the Rupocalypse... cockroaches, Cher, and drag queen zombies!
- Dwayne Cooper - Milan: Black people don't stand there while zombies are coming at them! They run, bitch!
- Jamall Jackson - Lashauwn Beyond: So Ru tells us that we have to make a post a-pop-a-lop-ic outfit and I don't know what that means!
- Alex Hernandez - Alisa Summers: [describing himself in drag as Alisa Summers] I'm definitely a fishy queen. I can walk down the street, ya know I don't really get clocked. People are lookin' more so at how big my titties and ass are.
- Alex Hernandez - Alisa Summers: [describing Jiggly Caliente's runway outfit] Baked potato couture! You look like you're ready to bake at 350!