- Kendall Knight: I forgot Jo's birthday!
- Logan Mitchell: How could you forget your girlfriend's birthday?
- Kendall Knight: I thought it was the twenty-third, but it's the twenty-first. Twenty-third, twenty-first - they rhyme.
- Buddha Bob: That's oil, black gold, Texas tea, dino juice, car sauce, big mama's...
- Katie Knight: It's oil. I get it.
- Kelly Wainwright: Don't you guys ever get tired of schemes and hijinks?
- James Diamond: Sometimes.
- Carlos Garcia: But not today.
- Logan Mitchell: The super glue fuses the two pieces together, the accelerator seals it, and the super friends restore peace to the girlfriend universe.