- [Kowalski, Private and Rico lie wide awake in their bunks]
- Kowalski: ...Something's not right.
- Private: It's the quiet, Kowalski. It's...
- Rico: Too quiet.
- Skipper: Nope. It's fine. Good night.
- [He turns over and shuts his eyes. Kowalski appears behind Skipper with a radar]
- Kowalski: But, Skipper, the ambient noises...
- Skipper: Ap-bup-bup-bup. Go to sleep.
- [He speaks into Kowalski's radar]
- Skipper: That's an order.
- [Kowalski lies back into his bunk and he, Private and Rico are still disturbed by the silence. A long pause]
- Skipper: You made the silence too loud. Happy?
- Kowalski: Burt, I've set the shrinky-shrinker ray on reverse.
- Burt: Would that make it a biggy-bigger ray?
- Kowalski: Don't confuse the situation with semantics. Just zap me back to full size.
- [Burt takes the shrink ray with his trunk and hits Kowalski with it. Kowalski suddenly grows to fifty times his normal size]
- Burt: Is that what you meant to do?
- Kowalski: [in a distorted deep voice] Does it look like this is what I meant to do?