How It Should Have Ended (TV Series)

How Spider-Man 3 Should Have Ended (2007)

Victor Van Scoit: Spider-Man, Peter Parker

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Spider-Man : Hey! It's me, Peter Parker. Your friendly neighborhood... you know. I've come a long way after being bit by a spider. Before, nothing went right for me. Now, people really like me. I keep the city safe, I'm at the top of my class, and I'm even in love with the girl of my dream.

  Little Boy : Spider-Man, will you stop narrating please.

  Spider-Man : What?

  Little Boy : You're narrating. It's kind of unnecessary.

  Spider-Man : Unnecessary? But how are people gonna know what I've been up to all this time?

  Little Boy : Spider-Man, we're not idiots. Just go and do your thing.

  Spider-Man : Oh... well, alright then. But what if I need to tell the audience something about the...

  Little Boy : No narrating!

• Spider-Man : Wait, why do you have that scary Venom face if you're just gonna peel it back when you talk?

  Venom : Because this way I get more face time.

  Spider-Man : That's lame.

  Venom : You're lame, and I'm gonna kill your girlfriend.

  Spider-Man : Oh, there's a big surprise. Out of all the dastardly plots you could put together, you threaten my girlfriend. Just like every villain I've encountered.

  Venom : Hey, if ain't broke, don't fix it.

  Spider-Man : Seriously? You rush in here like you can take me? This is my third movie. Spider-Man Tres, amigo. You think they're gonna kill me off? No. Look, do you know of any movies where they kill the title character off at the end?

  Venom : Donnie Darko. Old Yeller. Romeo and Juliet.

• Spider-Man : I'm just saying, there's only one way this is gonna go down. It happens every time. We'll fight for a bit, you'll tear my mask, but in the end I'm just gonna leap out of the way and you're gonna do something that makes you kill yourself.

  Venom : Or maybe I'm kill you and your girlfriend because I'm awesome and you met your match.