The Office (TV Series)

Tallahassee (2012)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

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Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : I'm going to vomit.

  Todd Packer : Don't you yack on me, this shirt is Van Heusen.

• Jim Halpert : I am on the two-kid sleep schedule so I'm up and at 'em at four fifteen, but no kids, so I honestly didn't know what to do with myself, and then I thought of something. Uh-

  [hears door, hides] 

  Dwight Schrute : Heeeere's Dwi- what the-?

  [sees trashed room] 

  Dwight Schrute : Oh man.

  Erin Hannon : What do you think happened?

  Dwight Schrute : Looks like Jim got mixed up with some bad apples.

  [sees "IT WAS DWIGHT" written in lipstick on the door] 

  Dwight Schrute : Oh no, no, no, no. It wasn't me.

  [sees "Luwanda at The Alcohol Club" written in lipstick on a door] 

  Dwight Schrute : I gotta find Luwanda at The Alcohol Club. Oh.

  [Jim falls out of the closet. Erin and Dwight scream] 

• Dwight Schrute : Anderson's three pillars of retail. Crucial. So important. Next. Are there any questions?

  Nellie Bertram : What are the three pillars of retail?

  Erin Hannon : [whispers]  Convenience.

  Dwight Schrute : Ingredients.

  Erin Hannon : Service.

  Dwight Schrute : Burgers.

  Erin Hannon : Building loyalty.

  Dwight Schrute : Killing royalty. The truth be told, we should really disregard Anderson's three pillars. He was later diagnosed with dementia.

• Dwight Schrute : Philip, if you're hearing this memo, that can only mean one thing, I am dead. You are the rightful heir to Schrute Farms. Please, you must do one thing: Kill Mose before he kills you.

• Dwight Schrute : I need to make Nellie see me as a leader today. First impressions get locked in forever. When I first met Pam, she said something that slightly rubbed me the wrong way. Since then I've loved working with Pam, and she's frankly wonderful, but I hate her.