Modern Family (TV Series)
Aunt Mommy (2012)
Julie Bowen: Claire Dunphy
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Quotes
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Claire Dunphy : Oh, thank God. Nobody's dead.
Luke Dunphy : Or... we're *all* dead.
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Phil Dunphy : Hey Claire, guess what?
Claire Dunphy : I'm sorry, honey, I can't talk right now. I told Bethenny I would take her to the airport. I'm late, and she's gonna miss her flight. Where are my keys? Why is that chair still here? I thought you and Luke were gonna put it out on the sidewalk.
Phil Dunphy : So you can't talk, unless it's about my chores.
Claire Dunphy : Why don't you just do it now, and you won't be so bored.
Phil Dunphy : You heard that?
Claire Dunphy : I hear everything.
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Haley Dunphy : Who fills a vase with marbles?
Claire Dunphy : Who doesn't see a vase filled with marbles?
Alex Dunphy : Who wants to hear a bunch of plates crashing?
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Claire Dunphy : What was I thinking? I-I-I just get drunk and I bring a baby into the world?
Phil Dunphy : That would be four for four.
Claire Dunphy : I can't go through with it.
Phil Dunphy : Don't panic. You haven't donated anything yet. Besides, what are the chances your eggs even work?
[Claire gives him a look]
Phil Dunphy : What are the chances we can pretend I never said that?
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Claire Dunphy : Oh, wow. When was the last time we talked under a table?
Mitchell Pritchett : Dad and Gloria's wedding reception.