Modern Family (TV Series)
Aunt Mommy (2012)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
Quotes
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : If you have a problem with the way Manny's being raised, you talk to me!
Jay Pritchett : I am.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [storming out] I don't wanna hear it!
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Jay Pritchett : Gloria, you and Manny do enough together. Let's let him decide. Where's he walking?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I don't know, but according to the song he was singing, he was going to the sunny side of the street.
Jay Pritchett : I cannot express to you enough how bad this kid needs football.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : You don't get to tell everyone how to live their lives. That boys cannot spend time with their mommies, or that brothers and sisters can't make babies.
Jay Pritchett : So you're all for this?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : No, it's a freak show! But it's *their* freak show.
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Cameron Tucker : Um, Jay, Claire has, um, offered to give us one of her eggs so we can have a baby that's half Pritchett, half Tucker.
Jay Pritchett : That's unnatural. I'm against it.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Oh, surprise, surprise. Jay is against something.
Jay Pritchett : Cam and Claire wanna have a baby together.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ugh!
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Jay Pritchett : Isn't it enough this family spends a lot of time together? Now we have to inbreed.