How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Burning Beekeeper (2012)
Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky
Quotes
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Robin Scherbatsky : [Ted and Robin talk about his confrontational skills, or lack thereof] I disagree. It's like Sun Tzu said, "Never give up. Never surrender."
Ted Mosby : That's Tim Allen from Galaxy Quest!
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Ted Mosby : You know what Robin? Been thinking about it, guess it's kind of nice you're such a badass.
Robin Scherbatsky : It's pretty badass you're so nice Ted.
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Barney Stinson : Come on Robin, it's my penis we're talking about! You've seen her, she's magnificent!
Robin Scherbatsky : She?
Barney Stinson : Every penis is a girl Robin. Everyone knows that, like ships... and lake monsters.
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Robin Scherbatsky : Sometimes in life you have to be assertive and stand up for yourself.
Ted Mosby : You called her a whore!
Robin Scherbatsky : Who wears that much make up?
Ted Mosby : Old ladies!
Robin Scherbatsky : Robin: Who take money for sex, exactly!
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Marshall Eriksen : Marshall: Come on lay some of that classic Scherbatsky mean son of a bitch on me. Treat me like I'm a girl scout trying to sell you cookies!
Robin Scherbatsky : Four dollars a box and you're out of thin mints? You green little... I don't do that!