- Barney Stinson: Ted, tonight is gonna be Epic- wait for it... Dary! Wait that's not it, how do I usually say it? Ugh, I hate this Quinn girl!
- Barney Stinson: Where has this heavenly vehicle been all my life? Can you hear it's inspiring chant Ted? I think I can get laid, I think I can get laid, it's the little engine with wood!
- Robin Scherbatsky: [Kevin has just proposed to Robin, who's still unsure of an engagement] Haven't you always wanted kids?
- Kevin: That was before I fell in love with you.
- Robin Scherbatsky: That's the thing! Your future always had kids in it, something huge you would be giving up for me. I just don't think I could ever owe someone that much. I'm just scared that you'll wake up in a year, or ten, or 50, so I need you to be sure, okay? If we get married, we will never have children. Are you really okay with that?
- Barney Stinson: [about what they need to do to have fun on the Drunk Train] Get, drunk, of course! Good circling Ted.