- Sargent: Where is your honor, dirtbag? You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to wear a ten gallon hat on your pint sized head!
- Sheriff Woody: Slinky! Slink. Slink... Slinky! Get up here and do your job! Are you deaf? I said take care of them!
- Slinky: Uh, I'm sorry, Woody, but I have to agree with them. I don't think what you did was right.
- Sheriff Woody: What? Am I hearing correctly? You don't think I was right? Who said your job was to think, Spring Wiener?
- Slinky: Well, I... I just thought that you...
- Sheriff Woody: Just use this vast reserve of brainpower to consider this for a moment! If it wasn't for me, Andy wouldn't pay any attention to you at all. In fact, my stretchy friend, you would've been hauled away to Goodwill a long time ago, so shut your mouth and get them off the bed! Do it. Now, Slink, or I'm throwing you off!
- Bo Peep: Woody, you deliberately threw Buzz out the window!
- Sheriff Woody: Hey, it's a toy eat toy world.