- [Austin just finished a recording session]
- Austin Moon: Man, another great song, Ally. You're the best songwriter in the biz.
- Ally Dawson: Aw, I wouldn't say I'm the best. But you can.
- [Team Austin is plotting revenge against Trent]
- Ally Dawson: Austin, we shouldn't rush into anything.
- Austin Moon: I know, Ally. You're gonna say we should sit down and reason with him. Water the plant, people, and goodness will grow. Blah blah blah.
- Ally Dawson: No, I was going to say we shouldn't rush our revenge. I want to get this guy. We need to be ruthless. Plan every detail. Make no mistakes. I don't want to go back to jail!
- [Austin and Trish exchange glances]
- Ally Dawson: I saw that in a movie once.
- [Austin and Dez are playing swordfights with musical instruments]
- Austin Moon: I am Austimous!
- Dez: And I am Dez-imous!
- Austin Moon: And I...
- Ally Dawson: [grabs the instruments] Am putting these away-emous. Before they break-imus, because trust me, you cannot afford-emous.
- Dez: Wow, you speak really good gladiator.
- Ally Dawson: We need to be ruthless. Plan every detail. Make no mistakes. I don't want to go back to jail!