Holliston (TV Series)

Kevin's Wedding (2013)

Adam Green: Adam

Quotes 

• Corri : Let me guess. The point and drink game again?

  Adam : [Points at Joe]  Drink!

  Joe : [Points at Adam]  Drink!

• Adam : I'm never drinking again. I could never see alcohol again and I would be totally fine with that. Just Diet Coke from here on in. I'm never drinking again.

• Oderus Urungus : What about the time I stood watch over you all night so that you wouldn't be attacked by Freddy Krueger?

  Adam : You fell asleep and I got attacked!

  Oderus Urungus : Well, I was tired!

• Oderus Urungus : Tell me something personal about me, Oderus Urungus, that only a true friend would know.

  Adam : You... you smell like a bag of dicks.

  Oderus Urungus : Aw! Whatever! See ya around, Dick Hole.

• Adam : I'll have you know that you and I have had loads of fake sex and you are gonna fake love it.

• Adam : You missed the part where she flashed the whole wedding party her vertical smile.

  Joe : You mean her love taco?

  Adam : Her Cenobite skin folds?

  Corri : We are not doing this again.

  Laura : Her Ashton Cooch-er?

  Corri : ENOUGH!

• Adam : [after kissing Corri]  Ew... did you...?

  Corri : Yeah, I threw up earlier.

• Adam : [as Corri quickly grabs his crotch three times]  CORRI - STOP - DONE!

  [Then] 

  Adam : Does anyone have a moist towelette?

• Joe : Germany? When was she gonna tell me?

  Adam : You were the one who helped her fill out that application.

  Joe : That was you.

  Adam : You should be happy for her. I mean, come on, this is awesome. It's what she always wanted, right?

  Joe : Who's side are you on here?

  Adam : Well... I mean... I think it's very good... bad... you... you think it's very... good...

  Joe : -Bad.

  Adam : -bad...

  Joe : You're not helping.

  Adam : I'm really not helping.

• Adam : I'm gonna leave you two alone cause I've got a thing...

  Laura : -uh, no, we haven't danced yet and I love this song...

  Adam : -No, you know what? I already got dance raped once tonight.

• Corri : How come no one thinks I'm pretty?

  Adam : Everybody thinks you're pretty.

  Corri : Do you still think I'm pretty?

  Adam : Pretty? I think you're beautiful. And you'll always be my favorite thing in the world. Even when we're both eighty and we made the mistake of marrying and starting families with other people... if you just said the word I'd leave all of it just to be near you.

• Joe : Do you honestly think that she's gonna to Germany and leave all of... this... behind?

  Adam : I think she'd go to Connecticut and leave all of... that... behind.

• Adam : We've texted seven times, thank you very much. In fact... I got a winky face.