Laura : Every party is better with Laura. I'm cute, I'm fun, and I salsa!
Corri : Don't "uh" me! You always used to do that to me at the mall. Every fitting room it was always "uh", "uh", "uh"!
Laura : Joe and I "uh" in fitting rooms sometimes, too.
Adam : You missed the part where she flashed the whole wedding party her vertical smile.
Joe : You mean her love taco?
Adam : Her Cenobite skin folds?
Corri : We are not doing this again.
Laura : Her Ashton Cooch-er?
Corri : ENOUGH!
Corri : Her dress is stupid.
Laura : Want me to drag her outside and kick the shit out of her?
Laura : Congrats. Your wedding was beautiful for a wedding in a dive bar.
Laura : Damn, I am bad at changing subjects.
Adam : I'm gonna leave you two alone cause I've got a thing...
Laura : -uh, no, we haven't danced yet and I love this song...
Adam : -No, you know what? I already got dance raped once tonight.
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