Holliston (TV Series)

Farm Festival (2013)

Sid Haig: Sid Haig

Quotes 

• Adam : Did you guys have a good time tonight?

  Sid Haig : My last prostate exam was more fun than this!

  Adam : You know what else wasn't fun? HOUSE OF THE DEAD 2!

  Sid Haig : You suck!

• Joe : [to Laura]  Now, I may not be able to give you everything that you deserve. I don't have any money. I can't even buy you dinner most nights. And I certainly can't buy you the ring that you so richly deserve. But... if you'll take this ring pop for now... I swear that every dime that I make and every penny that I find will go towards buying you the biggest ring in the whole world. Please, Laura. Don't go to Germany. Because of you, I... I love my life. I cherish it. I cherish it more than Rick Baker's amazing werewolf transformation effects in AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON. So with all of our friends here and Sid Haig in attendance...

  Sid Haig : Don't involve me in this!

  Joe : I ask you... will you marry me?

• Joe : Well, we're getting closer and closer to the big finale and the film that you're all here to really see... SHINPADS.

  Sid Haig : SHINPADS?

  Adam : When they score... You die.

  Sid Haig : That sounds terrible!

  Adam : So did the premise for the movie CREATURE but you still did it.

• Sid Haig : Holy shit! Zombies!

• Sid Haig : Worst Farm Festival Ever!