Holliston (TV Series)

Farm Festival (2013)

Dave Brockie: Oderus Urungus

Quotes 

• Oderus Urungus : Remember the first time you saw STAR WARS? We were still living at your Mom's house at the time and you cam running into my closet saying "Oderus! Oderus! I know what I want to do with the rest of my life now!"

  Adam : Finger Carrie Fisher?

  Oderus Urungus : No! You wanted to make movies. Movies with monsters.

  Adam : Yeah, well, I tried. I tried harder than anybody else that I know. But everybody else that I grew up with? My friends? They've got families, and they have children, and they have savings accounts and 401K's. They have futures! Me? What do I have? I have nothing but debt and misery and every single thing I do I get rejected. I have no money. It's bullshit and I don't want to do it anymore.

  Oderus Urungus : What about Joe? He's just as bad off as you are, though unlike you, he's too stupid to admit it.

  Adam : How is that supposed to make me feel better?

  Oderus Urungus : ...I don't know.

• Oderus Urungus : Fine. Sell out. Get a job. A nice 9 to 5 one. Sit in front of the idiot box all night and watch some stupid sitcom all the whole wondering what it might have been like if you had held in there for just one more day.

• Oderus Urungus : If you give up, you're the dick. It's like Kurt Cobain once said... "I give up."

  [He mimes blowing his own head off] 

  Oderus Urungus : Don't be that guy.

  [Then, to the studio audience] 

  Oderus Urungus : And no! That joke wasn't too soon! It's been twenty years, you people need to get over it!

  [Then, to Adam] 

  Oderus Urungus : But if we don't get a third season you have no one to blame but yourself, Adam. You wrote it.