Holliston (TV Series)

Farm Festival (2013)

Joe Lynch: Joe

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Quotes 

• Joe : [Regarding Laura's painting]  That may be too many dead cats.

  Laura : How many dead cats are too many dead cats?

  Joe : How about just three.

  Laura : OK, fine. 'Cause THAT'S any fun.

• Joe : Hey, Corri. What do you think about a musical performance for the event? Do you want to perform a song or something?

  Corri : OK. I'm flattered!

  Joe : Great! An awful country song will really make SHINPADS look awesome!

  Corri : So flattered.

• Gustavo : Why you not invite Gustavo?

  Joe : Oh, didn't you get the invitation?

  Gustavo : I did not get the invitation.

  Joe : Must have gotten lost in the mail.

  Laura : You said not to invite Gustavo.

  Gustavo : Who says this?

  Joe : No I didn't.

  Laura : Yes you did. You threw away his invitation...

  Joe : -Be quiet, Pile of Stuff!

  Gustavo : Why would Pile of Stuff say you not invite Gustavo?

• Joe : [to Laura]  Now, I may not be able to give you everything that you deserve. I don't have any money. I can't even buy you dinner most nights. And I certainly can't buy you the ring that you so richly deserve. But... if you'll take this ring pop for now... I swear that every dime that I make and every penny that I find will go towards buying you the biggest ring in the whole world. Please, Laura. Don't go to Germany. Because of you, I... I love my life. I cherish it. I cherish it more than Rick Baker's amazing werewolf transformation effects in AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON. So with all of our friends here and Sid Haig in attendance...

  Sid Haig : Don't involve me in this!

  Joe : I ask you... will you marry me?

• Lance Rockett : You guys look like I did when Dokken got dropped from their label.

  Joe : Our short film just got rejected by every film festival we submitted to.

  Lance Rockett : So what? You can't let the man decide your future! You gotta rock it out yourself! You decide your own fate, not some suit behind a desk! Yeah! Get back! Wooo!

• Joe : Well, we're getting closer and closer to the big finale and the film that you're all here to really see... SHINPADS.

  Sid Haig : SHINPADS?

  Adam : When they score... You die.

  Sid Haig : That sounds terrible!

  Adam : So did the premise for the movie CREATURE but you still did it.

• Laura : If you got a job directing a movie in a third world country I'd want you to go. Think about how many movies shoot in Canada.

  Joe : Making a movie is different. Plus you're talking about leaving for what? Two years?

  Laura : If this were you I'd want you to go because it's what you love.

  Joe : And I want you to stay because I love YOU.

  Laura : I can't do this right now. I have dead cats to paint.

  Joe : Did you not hear me? I said I love you!

  Laura : DEAD CATS! MEEOW! HISSS!

• Joe : What's with the "Farm Festival" signs? It's supposed to be "film". "Film Festival?"

  Nicolo : "Fahm Festival." That's what you said.

  Joe : "Film."

  Nicolo : "Fahm."

  Joe : "Film."

  Nicolo : "Fahm."

  Joe : "FILM."

  Nicolo : "FAHM." I need a percocet.