Holliston (TV Series)

Farm Festival (2013)

Laura Ortiz: Laura

Quotes 

• Joe : [Regarding Laura's painting]  That may be too many dead cats.

  Laura : How many dead cats are too many dead cats?

  Joe : How about just three.

  Laura : OK, fine. 'Cause THAT'S any fun.

• Gustavo : Why you not invite Gustavo?

  Joe : Oh, didn't you get the invitation?

  Gustavo : I did not get the invitation.

  Joe : Must have gotten lost in the mail.

  Laura : You said not to invite Gustavo.

  Gustavo : Who says this?

  Joe : No I didn't.

  Laura : Yes you did. You threw away his invitation...

  Joe : -Be quiet, Pile of Stuff!

  Gustavo : Why would Pile of Stuff say you not invite Gustavo?

• Laura : If you got a job directing a movie in a third world country I'd want you to go. Think about how many movies shoot in Canada.

  Joe : Making a movie is different. Plus you're talking about leaving for what? Two years?

  Laura : If this were you I'd want you to go because it's what you love.

  Joe : And I want you to stay because I love YOU.

  Laura : I can't do this right now. I have dead cats to paint.

  Joe : Did you not hear me? I said I love you!

  Laura : DEAD CATS! MEEOW! HISSS!