Modern Family (TV Series)
Leap Day (2012)
Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy
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Quotes
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Phil Dunphy : I'd heard rumors. Yeah, we all had, that females living or working in close quarters could eventually get on the same... cycle. But I always assumed that was a story designed to keep women out of the submarine corps.
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Phil Dunphy : It happened - Satan's trifecta. The day I most dreaded had fallen on the day I most loved.
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Claire Dunphy : Phil! Is this what you've been teaching our son? That-that women are some kind of unclean lepers that should be hidden under sheets for a week? Do you have any idea how offensive that is?
Phil Dunphy : I do, honey, and from the bottom of my heart I am so... scared.
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Phil Dunphy : Yeah, I made a mistake today, but only because the three of you ganged up on me, like when the Wolfman, Dracula and Frankenstein show up in the same movie, except this wasn't awesome!
