Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)
Lekio (Radio) (2012)
Alex O'Loughlin: Steve McGarrett
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Quotes
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Steve McGarrett : Why don't you tell me what happened at the Hilton today?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Nothing happened at the Hilton.
Steve McGarrett : Cuz you... seem upset... to me.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : You became a shrink all of a sudden?
Steve McGarrett : Yeah. And you can take a seat in the back there, uh, if you, if you'd be more comfortable lying down. Or, you can stay where you're sitting and tell me what happened cuz either way I'm gonna keep asking you, so it's up to you.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Okay. Sigmund. You wanna know what's bothering me?
Steve McGarrett : [Dramatic pause while he slowly nods his head once] It's your hour.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Okay. I'll tell you, by the pool, there was this very, very, creepy, *creepy* child.
Steve McGarrett : Okay.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : I mean, a real, real malcontent. Okay?
Steve McGarrett : Mm-hmm.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : And you shoulda seen Grace. I mean, she was giggling like a school girl every time this kid opens his mouth.
Steve McGarrett : Uh. Grace *is* a school girl.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Yeah. And this guy's a stalker. Okay? A stalker. He fits the profile.
Steve McGarrett : Profile?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : He called her five times in three days.
Steve McGarrett : How do you know that?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Because I dumped her phone.
Steve McGarrett : You dumped your kid's phone?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Yes.
Steve McGarrett : And this stalker... Ten? Is he ten years old?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Ted Bundy was ten once.
Steve McGarrett : [Gives Danny a look] Yes, he was, Danny. Yes, he was.
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Danny 'Danno' Williams : Okay. First of all, please slow down.
[Steve is driving Danny's car at speed with Max in the back seat]
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Okay? We don't even know which way they went.
Steve McGarrett : This road is the only way out of the marina.
[He swerves in and out of traffic]
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Easy. Please. Easy, Speed Racer, huh?
Dr. Max Bergman : Actually, this vehicle was engineered to be driven in this manner.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Could you stop, Max? You're not helping!
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Tony Archer : Listen. Whoa. Just listen.
[He and McGarrett are in a stand off on Tony's boat]
Tony Archer : I see no reason for one of us to get shot. We don't have to do this. What we should do is maybe, uh, put our little pea shooters down at the same time.
Steve McGarrett : Oh yeah? How's that done, huh?
Tony Archer : Uh. We'll count. One, two, three.
Steve McGarrett : Count of three, put our guns down. Huh?
Tony Archer : You got it.
Steve McGarrett : You want me to start?
Tony Archer : That would be nice.
Steve McGarrett : Alright. One.
[pause]
Tony Archer : You're doin' good. Keep goin'.
Steve McGarrett : Two. Three.
[They lower their guns. Steve holsters his, but Tony points his at Steve]
Tony Archer : Learned a big lesson, didn't ya, pal?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : [Cocks his gun and puts it against Tony's neck from behind] Think you learned a big lesson too, ol' man. Huh?
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Steve McGarrett : [Tony has just brought out pizza flown in from New York] That's a... that's a good piece of pizza right there.
Tony Archer : No, no, no, no. See, where we come from we don't say piece. It's a slice. We call it a slice.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : [waving his hand] No, don't say that.
[pointing to Steve]
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Not domesticated. He's an animal.
[Tony chuckles]
Steve McGarrett : What do you mean, animal?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : You were born an animal.
Steve McGarrett : I'm eating pizza here. You're callin' me an animal.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : You'll be an animal the rest of your life.
Tony Archer : Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it!
Steve McGarrett : Huh?
Tony Archer : Lemme ask ya something. Do you two hens peck at each other like this all the time? All the time.
Steve McGarrett : Nahh...
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Yeah. Absolutely.
Steve McGarrett : No. No. Well...
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Danny 'Danno' Williams : Tony, do me a favour.
Tony Archer : Do you what favour?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : If you ever touch my hair again, I'm gonna shoot you, OK?
Tony Archer : Oh, did I touch it again?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : You touched it a little bit.
Tony Archer : You have a funny thing with your hair, don't you?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Little bit.
Tony Archer : Well, I ain't got a lot of it.
[Points to his hair]
Tony Archer : You know what this is called? Ought to have been hair.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Ought to have been on...
Tony Archer : Ought to have been on a donkey's ass.
[laughs]
Steve McGarrett : I didn't want to say anything but, you know.
Tony Archer : Well, I'm glad you didn't.
Steve McGarrett : [Points to his hair] What do you call this?
Tony Archer : I call that shit.
Steve McGarrett : We don't need to talk about it.