- Daphne Blake: And what about me, Mr. Warsaw?
- Randy Warsaw: You? Eh, boring. Be gone.
- Fred Jones: Mr. Warsaw, that can't be right. I mean, don't you like her hair?
- Randy Warsaw: Yes, I love that hair... on a pony.
- [walks off]
- Daphne Blake: Fun guy. Who'd want to threaten his life? Besides me.
- [last lines]
- Cassidy Williams: [on radio] Listen up boppers, because I've got a brand new radio show coming at you right now across the airwaves. It's all about the truth. Evil resides in Crystal Cove. So stay tuned and maybe, just maybe, we'll all get through this thing alive.
- Cassidy Williams: Is this a good time to talk?
- Judy Reeves: I don't think we need to talk to her, do you Brad?
- Brad Chiles: No, Judy, I really don't.
- Cassidy Williams: Then you're gonna listen. I know you both really well and I'm begging you to think of Freddie. To really put him first. For once, stop thinking about that treasure. It's cursed our whole lives. Ruined everything we ever were.
- Brad Chiles: Cassidy, be careful.
- Judy Reeves: We've been kind for old time sake. But don't push it.
- Brad Chiles: Nobody has to get hurt as long as you stay out of our way.
- Cassidy Williams: Nice to see you two are exactly how I thought you'd be. Don't bother getting up, I'll let myself out.
- Daphne Blake: [being chased in the Mystery Machine by monster] Freddie, I've never been more glad to see you in my whole life!
- Fred Jones: Oh Daph, I've waited so long to hear you say that. Now we can be together again!
- [monster bashes the Mystery Machine]
- Fred Jones: Oh, you mean because I'm rescuing you. I tried winning you over with my trapping abilities. Now I'm trying to show you my half-clothed side. Just like your ex-boyfriend Baylor Hotner did in those Dusk movies.
- Daphne Blake: Oh Freddie, I'm not interested in you because you're like Baylor. I'm just interested in you. That is, if I was interested in you. Which I'm not!