Deadpool (2013 Video Game)

Nolan North: Deadpool, Self

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• Deadpool : See? Once again our explosive personality wins the day!

  Yellow Bubble : High five!

  White Bubble : No high fives. We're voices in our head.

• Chance White : Meet my personal guard. He's bigger than you, badder than you, and his purpose is to eat little shits like you for breakfast!

  Deadpool : He eats shit for breakfast?

• Deadpool : If that hit you in the chest, I'm sorry. I was aiming for your crotch.

• Deadpool : You believe this? Cock-blocked twice in my own game!

• Deadpool : Phew! That's what happens when you mix C4 with a bean burrito. Now be honest... I'm not the only one with a little bit of shit in their pants right now, am I?

• Wolverine : What were you doing over there?

  Deadpool : Just a little surprise for our player.

  Wolverine : What? Whatever. We gotta move. We need everybody on this one if we're gonna stop Sinister. That means you, too.

  Deadpool : Yeah, duh. It's *my* game!

  Wolverine : Game? This is serious! Quit scratching your ass, bub, and get into the fight!

  Deadpool : Ha ha, he said, "assbub."

• Deadpool : Welcome to Loserville. Population: You.

• Deadpool : [imitating the Hulk]  Deadpool smash!

• Deadpool : What? He said no? That was our chance to be in our own video game!

  White Bubble : Maybe we shouldn't have written the proposal in crayon.

• Deadpool : [after killing two enemies in a bathroom stall]  I can't think of any good dick jokes! Ah, what a wasted opportunity.

• Deadpool : [Addressing the player after dying]  Ouch! Dipshit.

• Deadpool : Hey, come back guys! We only want to kill you a little bit!

• Deadpool : Bring the noise!

• Deadpool : Two extra slices for just 9.99!

• Deadpool : OH SHIT! He's throwing the Tubbies at me again! I LOVE THE TUBBIES!

• Deadpool : Hey, isn't that Gambit? What the heck is he doing here?

  White Bubble : Trying to muscle in on our action. What a card!

• Deadpool : Mashed Braintatoes!

• Deadpool : [singing]  We have momentum, we have momentum. Now we should USE IT!

• Cable : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert]  Idiot! You killed another clone!

  Deadpool : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert]  Shut it, Summers! Are you texting from the future?

  Cable : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert]  Yes! Don't believe me? Check the label on his back!

  Deadpool : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert]  It says, "Made in China. Machine wash. Cold only."

  Cable : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert]  The *other* label.

  Deadpool : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert]  Uuuugh! This is another goddamn clone!

  Cable : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert]  You also completely forgot to rescue Rogue! By the way, she's about to be tortured and killed by Blockbuster in some kind of arena.

  Deadpool : [commenting Deadpool's post on Twert] 

  [howling] 

  Deadpool : Shit!

• Deadpool : Being upside down is fun!

• Yellow Bubble : Yowza! Rogue is MESSED UP.

  White Bubble : She needs to absorb our healing factor through... skin contact

  Yellow Bubble : YESSSS!

  Deadpool : Rogue. There's no time to explain, but we've gotta suck face like there's no tomorrow.

  Deadpool : [Rogue slaps him]  Ohh, I'll be gentle little darling

  Deadpool : [Rogue grabs him and pulls him offscreen]  HEY!

  Yellow Bubble : [kissing noises are heard]  HOLY SHIT!

  White Bubble : Is that even legal?

  Deadpool : [Still offscreen]  Rogue! Baby! You're sucking too much of my... uhhh!

  White Bubble : OHHH, MY!

• Deadpool : [after collecting ammo; to the player]  See these? These are bullets. I need these.

• Deadpool : [after sneakily killing an enemy with his swords; with a French accent]  I like to think of myself as an artist.

• Deadpool : [dying]  Low on energy, but full of vitamin C!