Community (TV Series)
The First Chang Dynasty (2012)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Troy Barnes : Shirley, never change. Or do, if you want, I'm not your boss.
Shirley Bennett : Oh, honey.
[They hug]
Pierce Hawthorne : Never wear a rubber.
Jeff Winger : [Shakes hands with Troy] Never listen to Pierce.
Troy Barnes : [Annie hugs him] Whenever you finally finish that jigsaw puzzle, will you tell me what kind of boat is at the end of that dock?
[Annie nods]
Britta Perry : This is a lock of my hair.
Troy Barnes : [Overly sentimental] Creepy.
[Abed comes up to him, Troy whispers something in his ear, Abed nods, and they do their secret handshake]
Murray : All right, let's go.
[Troy exchange a last look with the group before exiting after Murray]
Annie Edison : Abed? What did he say to you?
Abed Nadir : [Teary eyed] He said "I know you hate it when people do this in movies." Sorry I got emotional.
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Abed Nadir : Chang started his solo. Knowing him, that gives us only nine minutes to get to the records room.
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Abed Nadir : [Trying to disarm the fireworks] Which wire do I cut?
Troy Barnes : There's only one.
Abed Nadir : God, I hope I'm right.
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Shirley Bennett : The real Dean never would have expelled us. He loved us.
Officer Cackowski : Unfortunately, love is not admissible evidence. Ooh!
[sings into recorder]
Officer Cackowski : Love is not admissible evidence! I'm working on a cop opera.
Shirley Bennett , Jeff Winger , Britta Perry , Abed Nadir , Troy Barnes , Annie Edison : Copera!
Pierce Hawthorne : Police-ical!