The Simpsons (TV Series)

Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart (2012)

Dan Castellaneta: Hans Moleman, Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Grampa Simpson, Burns' Lawyer

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : From now on, if anyone laughs at you, they're gonna have to go through me.

  Homer Simpson : What about the Incredible Hulk riding a rhinoceros? Are you gonna stop him from laughing?

  Bart Simpson : Is the Hulk laughing, or the rhinoceros?

  Homer Simpson : Both, but the rhinoceros doesn't know why, he's just trying to fit in.

• Homer Simpson : [Seeing Bart's "Dope" tags]  That guy in the poster seems awfuly familiar.

  [Sees reflection in rear view mirror] 

  Homer Simpson : Don't just stand there. Think of a theory.

• Lisa Simpson : I don't get it. How can you be an undercover cop?

  Shepard Fairey : Don't look so surprised. For thirty years I've been telling people to obey.

  Abraham Simpson : What happened to you? You used to be the dean of the underground scene.

  Shepard Fairey : I'm not about sucking up to posers anymore. I just sell them stuff now.

• Bart Simpson : I want to show you that I'm sorry, and they say a picture is worth a thousand words, so...

  [Spray-paints "I'm Sorry" on the hood of the car] 

  Homer Simpson : You just ruined my car.

  Bart Simpson : Correction, I just made it ten times more valuable.

  Homer Simpson : Five thousand dollars? Woo-hoo!

• Homer Simpson : [Laying his head on the cedar chips on the rabbit cage]  This isn't so comfortable. I don't see how a rabbit can...

  [falls asleep] 

• Homer Simpson : Now, now, Homer. Can't strangle the boy on his mother's birthday. Juries hate that.

• Homer Simpson : I'll fix you!

  [Chugs beer] 

  Homer's Brain : [Drunkenly]  Well, I'll fix you! Go drive a car!

  Homer Simpson : Yes, Master.

  Homer Simpson : [Offscreen]  Here, Car! Here, boy!