- Bart Simpson: From now on, if anyone laughs at you, they're gonna have to go through me.
- Homer Simpson: What about the Incredible Hulk riding a rhinoceros? Are you gonna stop him from laughing?
- Bart Simpson: Is the Hulk laughing, or the rhinoceros?
- Homer Simpson: Both, but the rhinoceros doesn't know why, he's just trying to fit in.
- Homer Simpson: [Seeing Bart's "Dope" tags] That guy in the poster seems awfuly familiar.
- [Sees reflection in rear view mirror]
- Homer Simpson: Don't just stand there. Think of a theory.
- Lisa Simpson: Hey, merry pranksters. Dinner's ready.
- Bart Simpson: Dammit, she knows! All right, what will it take to buy your silence?
- Lisa Simpson: Just throw in a couple of "Fur is murder"s.
- Bart Simpson: How is fur murder? They're just animals.
- Lisa Simpson: Dad!
- Bart Simpson: Okay, okay, fur is murder! Everything's murder.
- Lisa Simpson: I don't get it. How can you be an undercover cop?
- Shepard Fairey: Don't look so surprised. For thirty years I've been telling people to obey.
- Abraham Simpson: What happened to you? You used to be the dean of the underground scene.
- Shepard Fairey: I'm not about sucking up to posers anymore. I just sell them stuff now.
- Bart Simpson: I want to show you that I'm sorry, and they say a picture is worth a thousand words, so...
- [Spray-paints "I'm Sorry" on the hood of the car]
- Homer Simpson: You just ruined my car.
- Bart Simpson: Correction, I just made it ten times more valuable.
- Homer Simpson: Five thousand dollars? Woo-hoo!
- Homer Simpson: [Laying his head on the cedar chips on the rabbit cage] This isn't so comfortable. I don't see how a rabbit can...
- [falls asleep]
- Lisa Simpson: I don't think dad is coming.
- Marge Simpson: [Looking at a painting of Homer as a horse's ass] I can see how this show isn't to his liking.
- Homer Simpson: I'll fix you!
- [Chugs beer]
- Homer's Brain: [Drunkenly] Well, I'll fix you! Go drive a car!
- Homer Simpson: Yes, Master.
- Homer Simpson: [Offscreen] Here, Car! Here, boy!