Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (2012–2017)
Alana Thompson: Self
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Quotes
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Alana Thompson : I wish I had an extra finger, then I could grab more cheeseballs.
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Alana Thompson : Etiquette classes are for stupid people.
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Alana Thompson : I named my little pig Glitzy because I'm going to bring her to the glitz pageants and we're going to win it all! That's a girl name: Glitzy. We're gonna make it a girl pig, so he's gonna be a little gay.
Mike Thompson : It's not gonna be gay.
Alana Thompson : Yes it is, because we're making it a girl pig! And it's actually a boy pig!
Mike Thompson : Okay, but it's not gonna be gay.
Alana Thompson : Yes it is! You can't tell that pig what to do!