Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

A Weekend in the Hamptons... (2012)

Krysten Ritter: Chloe

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Chloe : [with shrill voice, waking up her roommate]  It's an emergency! We have to evacuate!

  June Colburn : [sleepily]  What?

  Chloe : Hurry! Get your stuff, and meet me downstairs!

  June Colburn : I need to wake up... Oh, my God, we're under attack! We're under attack!

• June Colburn : [still in shock, still wrapped in tin foil]  I thought we were under attack. I flushed my diary down the toilet.

  Chloe : I knew you would have never agreed to come unless I tricked you. You haven't even left the apartment in days. You've just been waiting by the phone for some dumb guy you like to call you back.

  June Colburn : I am waiting to hear back about a job interview at Harkin Financial. The CEO is in town from London, and I am waiting to hear if he wants to meet with me.

• June Colburn : [climbs back into limo]  Bye, goat!

  [to her friends:] 

  June Colburn : Did you guys see me milk that goat?

  Chloe : June, this is supposed to be a party drive. When you said you wanted to milk a goat, I thought you had to...

  June Colburn : If I'm gonna do the Hamptons, I am going to do the Hamptons right. I made a list of everything I wanna see and sample while we're here.

  Chloe : You're not supposed to make a list on a bender, you're supposed to go where the moment takes you.

• June Colburn : [climbs back into limo, with fruit basket]  Great peaches! That farmer says that the Barefoot Contessa shops there every other Tuesday.

  Chloe : When I tell Katarina why we're late, you'd better watch out, ho, you'd better watch out.

• Chloe : [arriving]  Well, June, you ruined the drive up here with your stupid fruit and vegetable parade, but now the bender finally begins. What we need is a dose of crazy Katarina!

  [whoops as she runs towards front door]