Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Sofía Vergara/One Direction (2012)
Sofía Vergara: Self - Host, Golnesa 'GG' Gharachedaghi, Fran Drescher, Various
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Self - Announcer : Ladies and gentlemen, Sofia Vergara!
Self - Announcer : Thank you! Thank you very much! Hello, everyone! It is so wonderful to be here tonight hosting La Noche de Sabado Vivo"! I have to thank all of you, because this is such a HUGE moment for me in my life. I never dreamed that I would be here in New York City. I came here all the way from a small town in Columbia called Barranquilla. Barranquilla is a Spanish word that means Cleveland. I always heard that immigrants had a really hard life when they came to America. But when I showed up here, everyone was so nice. The men bought me drinks and offered me a place to sleep. This country welcomed me with open arms and pulled-down pants! And, also, I am so lucky to be part of the amazing cast of Modern Family. Growing up in Columbia, it was every girl's dream to one day grow up... and marry Al Bundy. I am also so proud to have my son Manolo with me here tonight.
[reveal her son in the audience]
Self - Announcer : Hi, Manolo!
Manolo Gonzalez Vergara : [waving] Hi, Mom!
Sofía Vergara : I know what you're all thinking. How can she have a son who's that old? But he's only five. South Americans develop very quickly. But then, they stay the same age FOREVER! Just look at my grandparents over there!
[reveal young couple sitting next to her son]
Sofía Vergara : Hola, Abuela! And, finally... you may have noticed that I have a bit of an accent sometimes. I love it! This accent can make anything... sound sexy. Listen:
[sexily]
Sofía Vergara : Gon-a-rrrrrrhea!
[she smiles]
Sofía Vergara : Reek San-torrrrrrum. New Jerrrrrr-sey. Mmm-hmmmmm... New Jerrrrrr-sey! So, tonight, please forgive me if you cannot understand what I say. And I will forgive you for staring at my chest the whole night! We have a great show for tonight! One Direction... is here! So stick around, and we'll be right back.
