- Coach: I told you no hats during PE.
- Louise: And I told you I have a raging staph infection under here. Touch this hat and we all go down! You want to play dodgeball in the hospital?
- Louise: The whole point of independent study was so we wouldn't feel judged.
- Mr. Frond: You're judged from the day you were born 'till the day you die. The school board is going to watch you swim tomorrowl, and I want to see some scissor kicks and perfect splits, or you'll have to go to summer school!
- Gene: Summer school? Aaaugh! What am I gonna wear?