- Maura Isles: Slater was a terrible typist with bad grammar. Look at this: he uses 'who' instead of 'whom', 'which' instead of 'that'.
- Jane Rizzoli: Well no wonder somebody killed him.
- Jane Rizzoli: Well do you have that last page?
- Maura Isles: We certainly do thanks to Sergeant Korsak.
- Vince Korsak: No, no, thanks to you, Dr. Isles.
- Maura Isles: Oh, please, Sergeant, I couldn't have done it without your help.
- Jane Rizzoli: Okay, we'll throw you both a parade later. What does it say?
- Barry Frost: I always thought the greatest feeling in the world was putting away bad guys.
- Jane Rizzoli: It's not?
- Barry Frost: No, the greatest feeling in the world is freeing an innocent man.
- Lieutenant Sean Cavanaugh: What the hell happened to me?
- Maura Isles: It appears you experienced a vasovagal episode.
- Lieutenant Sean Cavanaugh: I went outside to get some air...
- Angela Rizzoli: You live in Dorchester.
- Lieutenant Sean Cavanaugh: I got lightheaded is all.
- Jane Rizzoli: Is that how your pants fell off?
- Angela Rizzoli: [whispering] Jane! Don't embarrass him.
- Jane Rizzoli: [whispering back] Him? I've never been so embarrassed in my life!
- Maura Isles: Well, your dizziness could've been caused by sexual arousal and a sudden rush of blood to your genitals.
- Jane Rizzoli: [dry heaving] Oh my go...
- Angela Rizzoli: [quickly] Okay, we weren't making love. We were just making out.
- Angela Rizzoli: I'm gonna have a vasovagal episode if you don't stop. Please, I beg you!
- Jane Rizzoli: [leading everyone in the room in a jog in place session] Okay, c'mon guys, like 20 more seconds.
- Vince Korsak: I think I've gained 2 pounds on this program. You think I'm building muscle mass?
- Barry Frost: Well, I'm sure it's not the donuts I saw in your desk drawer.
- Jane Rizzoli: Oh, I saw you eating a contraband donut this morning.
- Barry Frost: You wellness snitch!