Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two (2012 Video Game)

Bill Farmer: Horace Horsecollar, Goofy, Practical Pig

Quotes 

• [in Ostown, Mickey, Oswald and Gus hear Goofy flying through the air and crashing into the ground] 

  Oswald the Lucky Rabbit : Goofy, what happened?

  Goofy : Well, I was tryin' to fix these pumps, just like Prescott told me. Don't know what I did, though, 'cause they all went kablooy!

  Gremlin Prescott : [defensively]  I told him to overcharge ONE pump, not three! Yes, it makes the pumps slightly unstable, but it also gets the job done faster.

  Goofy : Gawrsh, they looked more than slightly dangerous to me. I just think I'll just go ahead and use the pumps how Jamface told me.

• [the Practical Pig learns that Mickey and Oswald have repaired the phone network] 

  Practical Pig : Hot dog! You've repaired the phone network! So now we're all ready to start recording a new record. But as you can see, my brothers have wandered off again. Go figure. They always seem to do that around practice time. Far as I know, Fifer went rock climbing in Disney Gulch, and Fiddler went to serenade the bunny children at Ostown. If you could bring them back, I'd really appreciate it.

• [Mickey and Oswald meet the Practical Pig] 

  Practical Pig : Hey there, guys! How's it goin'? Well, it's not good here. See, we're in a bit of a pickle. We owe a lot of money to Bad Wolf Publishing. Our last record kinda flopped, and they want their money back. So anyways, I got this plan. It'll take a lot of work, but I think we can get enough cash to put out our own record. And then we'll be rich! Unless, of course, somebody wants to donate the massive amount of E-tickets we need.

  [Mickey and Oswald decline] 

  Practical Pig : Yeah, I didn't think so. Right, so I got me this plan: if we can make a record and get the word out, we'll sell bazillions! But there's a couple of hitches. First off, my brother's fiddle got broke in the Gulch. Can't make a new record when the music sounds like a sick cat.

  [sees that Mickey and Oswald have a fiddle] 

  Practical Pig : Well! Look at that fiddle! It's a beauty, ain't it? And what's this say here on the back? "Stradivarius". Huh. Don't know what that means.

  [Mickey and Oswald give Practical the fiddle] 

  Practical Pig : But anyways, thanks a bunch, pal! Okay, now for step two: we can make a new record, but we need to get the word out. I'd use the Wasteland telephone network, but it went down in the quake. But hey, the telephone in Mickey's house might know how to fix the network. You should go check with her!