Pat always wanted to be world famous, but the world had other plans. Now locked-down and on the wrong side of fifty, he sees the combination of a global pandemic and high-speed broadband as his opportunity to find fame at last. Along with his long-suffering wife Lizzy, he embarks upon the new rock-n-roll... live streaming, and is willing to go to any lengths to "get the virus". Unfortunately for Pat, his wish comes true when a poncey arts show host mistakes his witless ramblings for satirical genius.