Never underestimate the powers of a madman with an unbridled imagination and a camera! Tom Berdinski has done it again and. seemingly, there is no safe haven for any film genre to hide from his all-seeing lens.
This time, in NOIRMAGEDDON he's tackling the rough and tumble, bloody-fisted private eye films of days gone by. But it's not quite as simple as that. It never is in a Berdinski producioni. Of course, you have the tough, determined private dick, Mark Anvil (played very capably by Jeff Bromley), crossing paths with an insane, trench-coated dame on the run and lugging more than a few secrets closely behind. You have the usual collection of sultry noir babes whose intentions may, or may not, be honorable. Or even of this earth... Yes, of course... This is a Berdinski film. You didn't think everything was was going to be played straight up and terrestrial, did you? No, somehow Tom manages to tie in some other savory little tidbits such as alien invasions, human centipedes, giant great white sharks, pie-baking luchadores, and some juicy intestine spillage. Does it all work? Yes, it does. This is a fever dream of inspired, cross-genre lunacy that I firmly believe only the mind of Tom Berdinski could pull off.
As usual, Tom throws in his usual assortment of horror host cameos, including the lovely Marlena Midnight and Robyn Graves, the equally lovely Roxsy Tyler, the scrumptious Dr. Sigmund Zoid, and the always enchanting Count and Countess Gregula.
A winner? You betcha. You couldn't be any more sure of it if someone tattooed 'WINNER' across their fist and busted your chops with it.
This time, in NOIRMAGEDDON he's tackling the rough and tumble, bloody-fisted private eye films of days gone by. But it's not quite as simple as that. It never is in a Berdinski producioni. Of course, you have the tough, determined private dick, Mark Anvil (played very capably by Jeff Bromley), crossing paths with an insane, trench-coated dame on the run and lugging more than a few secrets closely behind. You have the usual collection of sultry noir babes whose intentions may, or may not, be honorable. Or even of this earth... Yes, of course... This is a Berdinski film. You didn't think everything was was going to be played straight up and terrestrial, did you? No, somehow Tom manages to tie in some other savory little tidbits such as alien invasions, human centipedes, giant great white sharks, pie-baking luchadores, and some juicy intestine spillage. Does it all work? Yes, it does. This is a fever dream of inspired, cross-genre lunacy that I firmly believe only the mind of Tom Berdinski could pull off.
As usual, Tom throws in his usual assortment of horror host cameos, including the lovely Marlena Midnight and Robyn Graves, the equally lovely Roxsy Tyler, the scrumptious Dr. Sigmund Zoid, and the always enchanting Count and Countess Gregula.
A winner? You betcha. You couldn't be any more sure of it if someone tattooed 'WINNER' across their fist and busted your chops with it.
