The Grand Seduction (2013)

Gordon Pinsent: Simon

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• Mayor Tom Fitzpatrick : I offered them full tax exemption forever, and I threw in your daughter's virginity.

  Henry Tilley : What the hell are you talkin' about?

  Simon : Oh, Henry, Tom is pulling your leg. Everyone knows Lucy gave that away long ago.

• Simon : [watching a cricket match on TV]  It's like watching baseball, only longer.

• Vera : Wouldn't be too much, would it, if I asked what in the name of God you're doing here in our bed?

  Murray French : Sorry. I know it's after office hours.

  Vera : It's not so much the time that bothers me as the fact that we're all here in bed together. It's the whole threesome thing I'm not that comfortable with.

  Simon : Now, now, now, he doesn't drop by that often.

• Murray French : This is it. I'm leavin'. Will you come visit me in town?

  Simon : Nope.

  Murray French : Simon...

  Simon : I'm afraid of flying.

  Murray French : Yeah, well drive down.

  Simon : I don't drive.

• Murray French : Every detail is important. Oh... for example, Mr. Mayor said the doctor loves cricket.

  Henry Tilley : "Cricket" cricket?

  Simon : Yeah.

  Henry Tilley : That's disgusting. I mean, sushi is bad enough.

  Murray French : No. Cricket - the sport. Cricket.

  Simon : The sport, for God's sake. The sport.

  Henry Tilley : What, do they, like, race 'em?

• Murray French : [laying in bed with Simon and Vera]  Simon.

  Simon : Who is it?

  Murray French : The tooth fairy.

  Simon : [chuckles]  Well, you're fifty-five years too late, and you're... you're uglier than I thought you'd be.