Supernatural (TV Series)
Bitten (2012)
Brandon W. Jones: Michael Wheeler
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Quotes
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Kate : [about Sam and Dean] Those guys aren't FBI, all right? I'm pretty sure that FBI agents don't say "awesome" that much, you know? And they definitely don't hunt and kill college kids.
Michael Wheeler : Did they say anything else?
Brian Wilcox : Dude, they just sat and talked about how they've been apart for a year. You were probably right about that whole office-romance thing.
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Michael Wheeler : Please tell me you taped it.
Brian Wilcox : Come on. Who loves you?
Michael Wheeler : [laughs] Aww. I wish I could quit you.
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Brian Wilcox : These girls?
Michael Wheeler : Yep.
Brian Wilcox : Okay. #fails.
[Turns the camera to each girl in turn]
Brian Wilcox : Homeschooled.
[Different girl]
Brian Wilcox : Secretly in love with her roommate.
[Another]
Brian Wilcox : Listens to country music.
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Kate : Maybe you got bit by an alien. That would explain the FBI.
Brian Wilcox : Or maybe a mutant bit you.
Michael Wheeler : Am I a superhero now?
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Michael Wheeler : I'm a werewolf. A werewolf!
Kate : Michael, come on. Baby, you need to calm down.
Michael Wheeler : Calm down? I'm a werewolf!
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Michael Wheeler : I am a golden god!
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Michael Wheeler : [Filming] In a world where nothing is what it seems...... one brave, shockingly handsome, virile young man...
[Turns the camera turn Brian]
Michael Wheeler : And his faithful, learning-disabled, robotic manservant...
Brian Wilcox : Oh, no.
Brian Wilcox : [Turns camera to cafe] ... Must battle through waves of cybernetic asshats in order to sexually liberate the women of...
Brian Wilcox : [Takes camera] Okay. Give me that.