Supernatural (TV Series)

Bitten (2012)

Leigh Parker: Brian Wilcox

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Quotes 

• Kate : [about Sam and Dean]  Those guys aren't FBI, all right? I'm pretty sure that FBI agents don't say "awesome" that much, you know? And they definitely don't hunt and kill college kids.

  Michael Wheeler : Did they say anything else?

  Brian Wilcox : Dude, they just sat and talked about how they've been apart for a year. You were probably right about that whole office-romance thing.

• Michael Wheeler : Please tell me you taped it.

  Brian Wilcox : Come on. Who loves you?

  Michael Wheeler : [laughs]  Aww. I wish I could quit you.

• Kate : So, the FBI is here. Your neighbor got murdered, but you're totally cool.

  Brian Wilcox : No. It's not - it's not that I'm cool. It's just that, like... I mean, then it's good that the FBI are here, right?

  Kate : That is so annoyingly logical.

• Kate : Look. I mean, there's got to be an explanation for this.

  Brian Wilcox : Really?

  Kate : It... was self-defense.

  Brian Wilcox : Eating a heart is self-defense?

• Kate : Michael is not your movie. We don't even know what happened to him.

  Brian Wilcox : Exactly. I'm gonna get Michael's origin story on-camera.

• Professor Ludensky : The young man who sleeps through most of my lectures. I mean, who would miss him?

  Brian Wilcox : Me.

• Brian Wilcox : I want to see what you guys see... do what you do. I'm sick of being Piggy. I want to be Ralph.

• Brian Wilcox : These girls?

  Michael Wheeler : Yep.

  Brian Wilcox : Okay. #fails.

  [Turns the camera to each girl in turn] 

  Brian Wilcox : Homeschooled.

  [Different girl] 

  Brian Wilcox : Secretly in love with her roommate.

  [Another] 

  Brian Wilcox : Listens to country music.

• Kate : Maybe you got bit by an alien. That would explain the FBI.

  Brian Wilcox : Or maybe a mutant bit you.

  Michael Wheeler : Am I a superhero now?

• Michael Wheeler : [Filming]  In a world where nothing is what it seems...... one brave, shockingly handsome, virile young man...

  [Turns the camera turn Brian] 

  Michael Wheeler : And his faithful, learning-disabled, robotic manservant...

  Brian Wilcox : Oh, no.

  Brian Wilcox : [Turns camera to cafe]  ... Must battle through waves of cybernetic asshats in order to sexually liberate the women of...

  Brian Wilcox : [Takes camera]  Okay. Give me that.