Matt's Chance (2013)

Edward Michael Scott: Tyler Swift

Quotes 

• Jessica : [sees his wife having sex with Tyler Swift]  Matt, stop!

  Matt : Shut the fuck up! Right now!

  Tyler Swift : Isn't that my jacket?

  Matt : That's my girl, asshole!

  Matt : [to Jessica] 

  [he takes a bottle of wine and starts to shake it] 

  Matt : You can keep your fucking mom's house!

  [he sprays the wine on her] 

  Matt : How's that for a cumshot, bitch!